cinderella gets some ash
Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears,and promises to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions.
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'First, you must wear a diaphragm. But if you're not home by 2 AM, your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin.' Cinderella agrees, but she doesn't roll in until five in the morning, looking love-struck and very satisfied.
'Where have you been?' demands the fairy godmother. 'Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!'
'I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything.'
'I know of no prince with that kind of power! Tell me his name!'
'I can't remember, exactly. It was Peter, Peter, something or other...'
mel gibson
What was the working title for Mel Gibson's movie 'The Patriot?'
'Braveheart II: Men in Pants'
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'Braveheart II: Men in Pants'
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