Entertainment jokes

What's the difference between a dead possum in the road and a dead member of the Backstreet Boys?

There are skid marks in front of the possum.

One Monday morning, Grover picking up the kids along a new bus route. At the first stop, he picked up a fat little girl. Grover asked, “What's your name?” “Patty” she replied. She had a seat in the back of the bus.
On the next stop there was a handicapped boy named Ross. All the kids called him “Special Ross.”
Then a young man named Lester Cheese loaded onto the bus, sat down, took off his shoes and began picking at his bunyons.
Finally the last stop came up, and another chubby little girl got on. Grover had never met her, so he asked her her name and her name was also Patty.
On the way to school, Grover looked in his mirror and began to laugh, He was thinking... “Damn, I have two obese Patty's, Special Ross, Lester Cheese picking bunyons, on a Sesame Street bus!”

Yo' mama so old, she was the only dinosaur they didn't have to animate for Jurassic Park!

What did Harry Potter do when he found the three-headed dog?

He ran... wouldn't you?