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dreamweaver
Yo mama's head so big, instead of having dreams she has motion pictures.
drinking game: big lebowski
The way this game works is every time the word f**k is used (in any form, ex. f**king, f**ker, etc.), or the word dude (in any form, ex. "his dudeliness, the dudester, etc.) is used, you take a drink. If you've seen the movie, you'll know that after five minutes of playing, you should be dialing 9-1-1. The main character's name is "Dude" and swearing, especially with the f-word, is quite excessive. Because both dude and f**k are used so much during the movie that we altered the rules to include that you can choose to only drink when one or the other word is said.

I can promise you this: Playing this game makes the movie make a lot more sense.

drooling drummer
Q: How can you tell if the drummer's platform is level?

A: Drool is coming out of both sides of his mouth.

duct tape: a george lucas production
Q: What do The Force and duct tape have in common?

Q: They both have a light side and a dark side, and they both hold the universe together.


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