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britney spears' bosoms
 
 
Britney Spears' boobs are so big, they have smaller boobs orbiting around them.
trekkies love: captain kirk's ears
 
 
Why can Captain Kirk hear so well?

Because he has three ears: a left ear, a right ear, and a final frontier.

hef & dennis weaver joke c. 1977
 
 
Hugh Hefner and Dennis Weaver were both at a party at the fashionable beach front Malibu home of Mick Jagger. Hugh told Dennis Weaver he did not like Weaver's McCloud TV series. Weaver snapped back telling Hugh he doesn't like Playboy. A fight broke out. Hefner and Weaver wrestled each other to the ground. With Weaver down, Hugh was on top ready to punch him. Mick Jagger came running up and yelled out, 'Hey, hey, Hugh, Hugh, get off of McCloud.'
j.lo and doorknobs
 
 
What does J.Lo and a doorknobs have in common?
Everyone gets a turn.

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