connection between star trek and tp
Q: What's the connection between The Star Trek Enterprise and toilet paper?
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A: They both travel around Uranus looking for clingons.
whats love got to do with it?
What did Ike say to Tina when she came in late with two black eyes?
Nothing, he already told her twice.
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Nothing, he already told her twice.
in all the land
Hercules, Snow White and Quasimodo were sitting at a table talking.
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Hercules says, "I think I'm the strongest man in the world but it hasn't been proven yet."
Snow White says "I think I'm the fairest lady in the land but it hasn't been proven yet."
Quasie says "I think I'm the ugliest, meanest son of a gun in the world but it hasn't been proven yet."
The next day Hercules and Snow White are sitting at the table.
Hercules says, "It's true I'm the strongest man in the world for God told me so."
Snow White says, "It's true I'm the fairest lady in the land for God told me so."
Just then, Quasi started walking up the road really steamed.
He says, "Guys can you do me a favor? Tell me who the heck is Janet Reno?"
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