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why hannibal didn't eat britney
 
 
Why didn't Hannibal Lecter eat Brittany Spears?

He doesn't like artificial toppings.

p. diddy, britney spears, and eminem go to hell
 
 
P. Diddy, Britney Spears, and Eminem all die and go to hell. The devil took Britney in his hands and she melted into a puddle. Then he took P. Diddy in his hands and he melted into a puddle. Then he took Eminem into his hands, but he didn't melt. The devil said, "why didn't you melt like the other two?"
He said, "Because Eminem melts in your mouth, not your hands."
three words that describe britney spears
 
 
My computer is like Britney Spears; cheap, white, and plastic.
george bush is so stupid...
 
 
George Bush is so stupid, he went to a concert and waved to Stevie Wonder.

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