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What did the blonde say to the rock n' roller?

'How awesome is Britney Spears?!!!'

Hugh Hefner and Dennis Weaver were both at a party at the fashionable beach front Malibu home of Mick Jagger. Hugh told Dennis Weaver he did not like Weaver's McCloud TV series. Weaver snapped back telling Hugh he doesn't like Playboy. A fight broke out. Hefner and Weaver wrestled each other to the ground. With Weaver down, Hugh was on top ready to punch him. Mick Jagger came running up and yelled out, 'Hey, hey, Hugh, Hugh, get off of McCloud.'

The three remaining members of Pink Floyd get in a car wreck and all three die. They are standing in front of the Pearly Gates when St. Peter comes up and says, 'Oh, Hi guys! We've been expecting you. Your really going to love it here, this is a great place and did you know that we even have our own band? We have Elvis Presley singing, Hendrix is playing guitar, Sinatra is on piano and Roger Waters, your old bandmate, is writing lyrics for us!'

David Gilmour replies, 'Roger is here? When did he die?'

St. Peter leans over and whispers in his ear. 'It's really God, but he thinks he's Roger Waters!'

Q. Why did Pepsi hire Britney Spears to do their commercial instead of Coke?

A. Because then would have had to change their slogan from "It's the real thing".