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dr. dre's prognosis
 
 
How do you know if Dr. Dre has a high sperm count?

Eminem has to chew before swallowing

movie prices
 
 

For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie. After buying his ticket, he stopped at the concession stand to purchase some popcorn. Handing the attendant $1.50, he couldn't help but comment, "The last time I came to the movies, popcorn was only 15 cents."

"Well, sir," the attendant replied with a grin, "You're really going to enjoy yourself. We have sound now."

cross breeding
 
 
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosuar with a pig?
A: Jurassic pork!
yo mama's...stupid
 
 
Yo Mama is so stupid, that she thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet.

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