Entertainment

Jokes » entertainment » humor 30

Entertainment


mozart beyond the grave
 
 
When Mozart passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Mozart was buried.

Terrified, the drunk ran and got the town magistrate to come and listen to it.

When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Mozart's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards."

He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling."

So the magistrate kept listening; "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..."

Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Mozart decomposing."

donations for dee dee
 
 
Did you hear that Disney is going to make a movie about Dee Dee Corodini?

Yup, it will be called '101 Donations.'

the grand forks flood film
 
 
Did you know their making a movie about the Grand Forks Flood?

It's called, 'A River Runs Over It.'

how does peter pan fly?
 
 
If someone hit your peter with a pan you'd fly too!

Page 31 of 72     «« Previous | Next »»