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adult swim
A blonde, a brunette, and a red head are swimming breast stroke in a race. The blonde comes in last and says, I don't mean to be a a sore loser, but I think the other girls were using their hands
amsterdam semester abroad
Possible Courses:

ESSENTIALS OF BONG DESIGN: Discover earth, water, wind, and fire as the tools you'll need to get rid of your syllabus... some killer hashish.

SMUGGLING 101: Who says the party's over? Years of commerce have made this Northern culture an expert at turning a rectum into a set of luggage.

MEDIEVAL CONDOM USE: Even Sir Lancelot had a rash. Discover how centuries of crotch scratchers protected their privates with specially designed shields.

THE DEVELOPMENT OF PUKE: Our native-born instructors take students from heaving to hurling.

ARCHITECTURE OF EARLY MODERN BROTHELS: With the aid of walking tours and guest hooker lecturers.

Thousands of foreign students are discovering the joyous wonder of learning about another culture while being stoned off their ass! Just listen to what these former students had to say: "Yeah, man." -- Sully, 20 "Amsterdam was... dude, I'm really hungry." -- Daphne Ocampo, 19

babe watch
This guy is standing outside on his balcony on the 5th floor of his apartment when he spots this gorgeous babe sunbathing on the 3rd floor balcony wearing the skimpiest bathing suit he's ever seen. He watches her for 3 days straight, and can't stand it any longer. He sends down a note on a piece of string: 'If you want me to make love to you please pull on the string once. If not please pull slowly 20 times and then faster another 10."
bad girls vs good girls
  • Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot. Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons.
  • Good girls only own one credit card and rarely use it. Bad girls only own one bra and rarely use it.
  • Good girls wax their floors. Bad girls wax their bikini lines.
  • Good girls blush during love scenes in a movie. Bad girls know they could do it better.
  • Good girls think they're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls. Bad girls think they're fully dressed with just a strand of pearls.
  • Good girls wear high heels to work. Bad girls wear high heels to bed.
  • Good girls say, 'Don't... Stop...' Bad girls say, 'Don't Stop...'

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