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math sucks
 
 
Q: Why is the math book always upset?

A: Because it has a lot of problems.

birds of paradise
 
 
Yo mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
good, bad, worse
 
 
Good: Your children are sexually active.
Bad: With each other
Worse: And your wife.

Good: Hot outdoor sex.
Bad: Getting arrested.
Worse: By your husband

Good: The teacher likes your son.
Bad: Sexually.
Worse: The techer is a he.

Good: You go home for a quickie.
Bad: you get caught by your wife
Worse: You're with her sister.

baby talk
 
 
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?"

"No," said his mom, "Of course not."

Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, "It's okay, we can play that game again!"


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