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The mother interupts him. 'Stop right there!! Wait 'till daddy comes home!!'
When the father finally returns from work, mother promptly goes up to him and says 'I'm leaving you.'
The father, bewildered, slowly asks 'Why!?! What did I do??'
The mother turns to Jonny and says ' tell daddy exactly what you told me today!'
'I was playing in daddy's closet and he came in with the lady next door and they started kissing and then they took each other's clothes off and laid down on the bed...just like what you and Uncle Joe did last summer.'
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His dad told him, 'Son, the bird died and went to heaven.'
Then the boy asked, 'Did God throw him back down?'
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"I'm getting my tonsils out. I'm a little worried," said Tim.
"Oh, don't worry about it," Sammy said. "I had my tonsils out and it was a blast! I got to eat all the ice cream and Jell-O I wanted for two weeks!"
"Oh yeah?' replied Tim. "That's not half-bad. So, Sammy, how about you? What're you here for?"
"I'm getting a circumcision, whatever that is," Sammy answered.
"Oh my god, circumcision? I got one of those when I was a baby and I couldn't walk for two years!"
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Cats keep covering them over with sand.
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