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mr. bubbles
Q: Do you remember blowing Mr.Bubbles when you was a kid?

A: Well, he called me last night and told me to tell you ‘hello’.

name that animal, kids
Eddie's first-grade class was having a game of Name That Animal. The teacher held up a picture of a cat and asked, "What animal is this?"

"A cat!" said Suzy.

"Good job! Now, what's this animal?"

"A dog!" said Ricky.

"Good! Now what animal is this?" she asked, holding up a picture of a deer.

The class fell silent. After a couple of minutes, the teacher said, "It's what your mom calls your dad."

"A horny bastard!" called out Eddie.

national pastime
Show me a man that thinks baseball is the national pastime and I'll show you a man who never played doctor when he was a kid!
need a push?
Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing.

A: She had no arms.


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