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bring your daughter to work day
 
 
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just taken to work. The little girl asks, "I saw you in your office with your secretary. Why do you call her a doll?"

Feeling his wife's gaze upon him, the man explains, "Well, honey, my secretary is a very hard-working girl. She types like you wouldn't believe, she knows the computer system and is very efficient."

"Oh," says the little girl, "I thought it was because she closed her eyes when you lay her down on the couch."

father's day product placement
 
 
On Father's Day, a little boy decides to make his dad breakfast in bed. He makes scrambled eggs, toast and coffee. He brings it into his dad, hands him the cup of coffee and says,'Try it dad.'

The dad takes a sip and nearly passes out because it is so strong. The little boy asks,'How do you like it Dad?'

The dad doesn't want to hurt the little boy's feelings so he says, 'This is....something else, I've never tasted coffee quite like this before, Son.'

The little boy smiles from ear to ear. And says, 'Drink some more Pops.'

As the dad is drinking, he notices two army men in the bottom of the cup, and says,'Hey! Why did you put army men in here?'

The little boy again smiles and sings,'The Best Part Of Waking Up, Is SOLDIERS In Your Cup.'

gonna marry
 
 
A redneck boy runs into his house and proclaims, "I've found the girl that I'm gonna marry! And she's a virgin!"

Incensed, his father pounds his fist on the table.

"There's no way you'll marry that girl! If she aint' good enough for her own family, she ain't good enough for ours."

code for love
 
 
There was a couple who did not want their children to know when they were going to have sex, so they decided on a code of 'writing a letter.'

One day, Daddy said to his daughter, 'Tell your mommy that Daddy wants to write a letter.' The girl went and told her mommy and the mom said, 'The red ribbon is coming out, not now.' The girl went back to the daddy and told him.

One day, Mommy told her daughter to tell her daddy that she wanted to write a letter. Daddy replied, 'Not now. Daddy already wrote the letter by hand.'


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