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how do you catch a squirrel?
 
 
Q: How do you catch a squirrel?

A: Climb up a tree and act like a nut!

wedding dress
 
 
A little girl at a wedding asked, "Mommy, why do brides always wear white?"

"Because they're happy," the mom replied.

Halfway through the wedding, the girl whispered, "Mommy, if brides wear white because they're happy, then why do grooms wear black?"

daddy's room
 
 
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, 'Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?'

His mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. 'I can't dear,' she said. 'I have to sleep in daddy's room.'

A long silence was broken at last by his little voice. 'The big sissy.'

oh, goodness
 
 
Why'd the boy blush when he opened the fridge?

He saw the salad dressing!


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