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kite tails and rejection
One day a father and son are flying a kite. The kite is going in circles and crashing. The father comforts the son and the mother yells, 'You need more tail!'

The father then tells the son, 'Son, I will never understand your mom. Last night when we were having 'fun', I asked her for more tail and she told me to go fly a kite.'

knock knock... old lady
A) Knock knock

B) Who's there?

A) Old Lady

B) Old Lady, who?

A) I didn't know you could yodel!

knock, knock fruits
Knock, knock who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you a little to young for this site?
krazy homework excuses
  1. Last night I got temporary amnesia and I totally forgot!
  2. My older sister couldn't find her same homework from last year.
  3. The dog did it for me, but it was in his language.
  4. The paper airplane I made out of it accidentally flew out the window.
  5. I fell asleep on it and when I woke up all my drool smudged all the ink.
  6. It is here it's just in invisible ink!
  7. Satan told me not to do it!
  8. I'm at school?!? I thought this was an AA meeting.
  9. My dad's pen ran out of ink.
  10. My Mom ate my homework!

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