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orgy at never neverland
 
 
Q: How can you tell Michael Jackson's having an orgy at Never Neverland?

A: By all the Big Wheels parked outside!

cruel joke
 
 
What did the blind, deaf, mute quadraplegic boy get for Christmas?

Cancer!

fish brains
 
 
Q: What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall?

A: Dam

having to take a whisper
 
 
Once there was a liitle boy in church. He had to go to the bathroom so he told his mother, 'Mommy, I have to piss.'

The mother said, 'Son don't say piss in church. Next time you have to piss, say, 'whisper' because it is more polite.

The next Sunday, the litle boy was sitting by his father this time, and once again, he had to go to the bathroom.

He told his father, 'Daddy I have to whisper.'

The father said, 'OK. Here, whisper in my ear.'


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