good, bad, worse
Good: Your children are sexually active.
Bad: With each other
Worse: And your wife.
Bad: With each other
Worse: And your wife.
Good: Hot outdoor sex.
Bad: Getting arrested.
Worse: By your husband
Good: The teacher likes your son.
Bad: Sexually.
Worse: The techer is a he.
Good: You go home for a quickie.
Bad: you get caught by your wife
Worse: You're with her sister.
grandma's birthday
What do you give an 80 yr-old grandma for her birthday?
Mikey, he'll eat anything!
hang man
A boy comes running into the kitchen and says, "Mommy, mommy! Grandpa hanged himself in the living room!"
His mother runs into the living room, and sees no one there. Angrily, she says, "Listen. You should never lie like that to me again, do you understand!?!"
"I'm sorry," says the boy. "I was just kidding. He hanged himself in the basement."
harry potter quiz
What did Harry Potter do when he found the three-headed dog?
He ran... wouldn't you?
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