Children

And the teacher replies, "No, why do you ask?"

"Because," says the little boy, "Last night I heard my dad saying, 'honey open your legs, honey open your legs!'"

Because he plays with Pooh!

Then Billy came in and the teacher asked what he did. 'I played in the sandbox with Susie,' he said. 'If you can spell sand, I'll give you a cookie,' the teacher said. So Billy did.

Then the little Russian boy said, 'Well, I wanted to play in the sandbox, but Billy and Susie were throwing rocks at me.'

The teacher said, 'Well, that sounds like discrimination. If you can spell that, I'll give you a cookie.'

A: They're the ones with the stretchmarks on their lips.