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Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times.
One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her.
Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"
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Jill came back down with two fifty.
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The second pig goes up to the bartender and asks for two beers. The second pig finishes the two beers and asks where the bathroom is.
The third and fourth pig go up to the bartender and ask for three and four beers. After finishing their beers, they ask where the bathroom is.
The fifth pig goes up to the bar, but before he can order, the bartender says, "You don't have to say anything, you want five beers, right?"
The fifth pig says to him, "Right, but I'm the pig that goes wee wee all the way home.
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