boys & girls
What is the difference between a boy and a girl?
A boy is eight times more likely to be convicted of murder.
breakfast of champions
Yo mama so stupid, she opened up a box of Cheerios and said, "Look, my Alphabet Soup spells 'Ooooo.'
bring your daughter to work day
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has
just taken to work. The little girl asks, "I saw you in your office with your
secretary. Why do you call her a doll?"
Feeling his wife's gaze upon him, the man explains, "Well, honey, my secretary is a very hard-working girl. She types like you wouldn't believe, she knows the computer system and is very efficient."
"Oh," says the little girl, "I thought it was because she closed her eyes when you lay her down on the couch."
bruce wayne is lame
Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile?
A: Get in the Batmobile Robin!
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