Children

Q: What did the blueberry say to the blueberry?

A: You're a blueberry.

Three men were flying in a plane, when they decided to drop stuff on the town they were flying over. One dropped a book, one dropped a brick, and one dropped a bomb, just for fun. They then landed, to survey the damage they caused. The first thing they saw was a small child, crying and holding a book. Then they saw another small child, crying and holding a brick. Then they saw a small child laughing his head off.

"What's so funny?" they asked him.

"It was great," he said. "I farted and my neighbor's house blew up."

What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?

Kids don't eat broccoli!

Why did the boy scout get kicked out?

He was caught eating a brownie!