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the origin of little debbie
 
 
A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. While her dad gets his hair cut, she stands right next to the barber chair, eating a Hostess snack cake. The barber says to her, "You know, sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your Twinkie." "I know," she replies. "I'm gonna get tits too."
no special sauce?
 
 
Q: How can you tell Ronald McDonald on a nude beach?

A: He's the one with the sesame seed buns!

birds of paradise
 
 
Yo mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
first day of school
 
 
Q: What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

A: Bison


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