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daddy's face
 
 
“Mama, why is daddy's face pale?”

“Shut up and keep digging.”

tictacs
 
 
Peter's mother has three kids.

The first two are Tic and Tac.

What's the third? Peter!

boys & girls
 
 
What is the difference between a boy and a girl?

A boy is eight times more likely to be convicted of murder.

a lonely jew in catholic school
 
 
A Jewish student was doing well in school in all subjects except for Math. So his parents decide to send him to a private Catholic school.

While there the boy came home from school and studied every day. At the end of the marking period the boy got straight A's. So his parents ask him, "What motivated you to do so well in school?"

He replied, "When I saw that guy nailed to a plus sign I knew they weren't fooling around!"


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