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the call of nature
 
 
One fine day in the middle of class at school, a girl raised her asking to be excused: “Teacher, can I answer the call of nature?” Knowing what the kid wanted, the teacher said okay. Immediately, the girl ran to the toilet. But, within a minute, she was back. Another girl was shocked by how she could actually take care of business so quickly, and asked how she managed to do it so fact.The girl responded, “It was a prank call.”
inky pig
 
 
Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

ice cream lessons
 
 
Where would you learn how to make ice cream?

At Sundae school.

what's dangerous and swings from trees?
 
 
What's dangerous and swings from trees?

A monkey with a chainsaw!


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