Children

Children were called upon in a classroom to make sentences with words chosen by the teacher. The teacher smiled when Jack raised his hand to participate. She gave him the words 'defeat,' 'deduct,' 'defense,' and 'detail.' Jack stood seriously for a while with all eyes focused on him awaiting his reply:

'Defeat of deduct went over defense before detail!'

One day a father and son are flying a kite. The kite is going in circles and crashing. The father comforts the son and the mother yells, 'You need more tail!'

The father then tells the son, 'Son, I will never understand your mom. Last night when we were having 'fun', I asked her for more tail and she told me to go fly a kite.'

How did the telephone operator propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

One day a boy came home from school and his mother asked, 'What did you do today, son?' The boy replied, 'I learned a lot in Sex Education class.' The mother, thinking this to be a dirty joke, yelled at him and sent him to his room. Later that day, the daughter comes home and the mother says to her, 'You'll never guess what! Your brother told me he learned a lot in Sex Education class! I sent him to his room!' 'Mom,' the girl said, 'he really does go to a sex education class. He wasn't lying' The mother, feeling very bady about the mixup, goes to the boy's room to apologize. She opens the door to find him masturbating and she says, 'When you are done with your homework, come out here, we have to talk.'