lawyers on the beach
How come you can't find lawyers sunbathing on the beach?
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Cats keep covering them over with sand.
clean joke, dirty joke
You wanna hear a dirty joke? A boy fell in a mud puddle.
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You wanna hear a clean one? He took a bath!
no cavities
One fine afternoon, a smiling boy arrived home from a dental visit. He called out, “Hey mom, I have no cavities today.”
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His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quite surprised. But she smiled and then frowned knowing the expected. “Let me guess,” she said, “You have not a tooth left.”
mommy, mommy! 2
"Mommy, the kids all say we're aliens from outer space. That's not true, is it?"
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"Vegl dibrogmrn di shtrtl mixtor!"
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