mommy, mommy!
"Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?"
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"No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."
big trouble
A 6'4' ninth grader was acting up in class.
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His teacher looked at him and said, 'Act your age, not your shoe size'.
The boy looks down at his size 14 shoes, then says, 'But they're the same.'
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