and in a year i'll be five
A man escaped jail by digging a hole from his jail cell to the outside world. When finally his work was done, he emerged in the middle of a preschool playground.
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"I'm free, I'm free!" he shouted.
"So what," said a little girl. "I'm four."
where's the p?
A little boy was in school, he raised his hand and asked the teacher to go to the bathroom.
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The teacher said, "First you have to say your abc's."
So the kid says, "abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz."
The teacher says, "You forgot the P. Where's the P."
And the boy says, "running down my leg."
you might be a redneck if... father
You might be a redneck if your father walks you to school because you're both in the same grade!
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