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late again
A kid was late for school one day.

"I had to take the bull down to mate with the heifer," he explained to the teacher.

"Couldn't your father have done that?"

"Sure, but the bull would have done a better job."

lawyers on the beach
How come you can't find lawyers sunbathing on the beach?

Cats keep covering them over with sand.

lego my legolas
Q: What Does Legolas feed his horse?

A: Elf-elf-a

lesser evils
A nun at a Catholic school is asking her students what they want to be when they grow up. Little Mary declares, "I want to be a prostitute." "What did you say?" asks the nun. "I said I want to be a prostitute," Mary repeats. "Oh, thank heavens," says the nun. "I thought you said a Protestant!"

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