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smart pills
 
 
One day two boys were walking through the woods when they saw some rabbit turds. One of the boys said, 'What is that?'

'They're smart pills,' said the other boy. 'Eat them and they'll make you smarter.

So he ate them and said, 'These taste like sh*t.'

'See,' said the other boy, 'you're getting smarter already.'

children and cars
 
 
Children in the back of the car cause accidents.

Accidents in the back of the car cause children.

and who are these for, little boy?
 
 
Two little boys go into the grocery store. One is nine, one is four. The nine-year-old grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register for check-out. The cashier asks "Oh, these must be for your mom, huh?"

The nine-year-old replies, "Nope, not for my mom." Without thinking, the cashier responded, "Well, they must be for your sister then?" The nine-year-old responded, "Nope, not for my sister either."

The cashier had now become curious. "Oh. Not for your mom and not for your sister -- then who are they for?"

The nine-year old says "They're for my four-year-old little brother." The cashier is surprised: "Your four year-old-brother?"

The nine-year-old explains: "Well yeah, they say on TV if you wear one of these, you can swim or ride a bike -- and my little brother can't do either of those things."

church
 
 
One Sunday morning, a little girl and her mother go to church. Halfway through, the little girl tells her mother she's going to be sick. Her mother tells her to go in the bushes behind the church. The girl leaves and comes back after about five minutes. Her mother asks her if she threw up.

'Yes," the girl says. "But I didn't have to go all the way 'round the back. There was a box near the front door that said 'For the Sick.'


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