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writing's powerful message
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed a desire to become a "great" writer.

When asked to define "great" he said "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, wail, howl in pain, desperation, and anger!"

He now works for Microsoft writing error messages.

yo mama's so dumb... job application
Yo' mama so dumb, when she filled out her job application and it said ‘sex,’ she wrote “not lately.”
yo mama's so poor
Yo mama is so poor, she had to get a part-time job painting skittles.
yo mama's so stupid...
Yo' mama so stupid, she filled out a job application and where it said, "Don't Write Below This Line," she wrote "Okay!"

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