blonde loses sweet job
Why did the blonde get fired from her job at the M&M factory?
She threw away all the "W&W's"
blonde secretary's memo to her boss
TO: Boss
FROM: Blondie
RE: Changing Calendars from Y2K
FROM: Blondie
RE: Changing Calendars from Y2K
I hope that I haven't misunderstood your instructions because, to be honest, none of this Y to K problem made much sense to me. At any rate, I have finished the conversion of all of the months on all of the company calendars for next year. The calendars have returned from the printer and are ready to be distributed with the following new months:
JanuarkI also changed all the days of each week to:
Februark
Mak
Julk
SundakWe are now Y to K compliant. Have a nice dak!!!
Mondak
Tuesdak
Wednesdak
Thursdak
Fridak
Saturdak
blonde welfare
Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
A: She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!
bring your daughter to work day
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has
just taken to work. The little girl asks, "I saw you in your office with your
secretary. Why do you call her a doll?"
Feeling his wife's gaze upon him, the man explains, "Well, honey, my secretary is a very hard-working girl. She types like you wouldn't believe, she knows the computer system and is very efficient."
"Oh," says the little girl, "I thought it was because she closed her eyes when you lay her down on the couch."
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