blonde loses sweet job
Why did the blonde get fired from her job at the M&M factory?
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She threw away all the "W&W's"
blonde welfare
Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
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A: She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!
wanted: dead or alive
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to find out a little about her personality.
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"If you could have a conversation with anyone, alive or dead, who would it be?"
"I'd have to say the living one."
disarming the guard
Lem: 'I got fired from my job as a bank guard.'
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Clem: 'That's awful. What happened?'
Lem: 'Well a thief came in to rob a bank. I drew my gun. I told him that if he took one more step, I'd let him have it.'
Clem: 'What did thief do then?'
Lem: 'He took one more step so I let him have it. I didn't want that stupid gun anyhow!'
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