i feel like chicken tonight
Why did George Bush cross the road?
Beause his penis was stuck in the chicken!
Beause his penis was stuck in the chicken!
i had a dream
Saddam Hussein phoned President Bush and said, "George, I called you because I had this incredible dream last night. I could see all of America, and it was beautiful and on top of every building, there was a beautiful banner."
Bush asked, "What was on the banner?"
Saddam responded, "It said Allah is God, and God is Allah."
Bush said, "You know, Saddam, I'm really glad you called, because last night I had a dream too. I could see all of Baghdad, and it was even more beautiful than before the war. It had been completely rebuilt, and on every building there was also a beautiful banner."
Saddam said, "What was on the banner?"
Bush replied, "I really don't know. I don't read Hebrew."
jenna and barbara's companion
Q: Who were Jenna and Barbara Bush with when they got caught by the police?
A: Their uncle Anheuser
no fly zone
The American Indians have nicknamed George W Bush as "Walking Eagle" because he is so full of crap that he can't fly.
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