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sleeping blonde
 
 
Why was the blonde having trouble sleeping?

She forgot to close her eyes.

blondes ain't takin' no shorts
 
 
Why are blonde jokes so short?

So the guys telling 'em can understand 'em!

bartender
 
 
A brunette walks into a bar and says, "Gimme an M L."

The bartender says, "What's an M L?"

The brunette says, "A Miller Light."

Another brunette walks in and says, "Gimme a B L"

The bartender says, "What's a B L?"

She says, "Bud Light."

A dumb blonde walks in and says, "Gimme a 15."

The bartender says, "What's a fifteen?"

The blonde says, "7&7, duh!"

the blonde hostess
 
 
Why did the blonde have empty beer cans in her fridge?

For people who don't drink.


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