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blonde's air conditioner
 
 
Q: How does a blonde turn on the air conditioner after sex?

A: She turns the ignition key.

the top 6 ways a football is like a blonde
 
 
6. Both are made out of plastic.
5. Both are full of hot air.
4. Both are frequently passed from man to man.
3. Both have been known to score.
2. Both are often handled by hot, sweaty guys on television.
1. Women aren't especially fond of them.
blonde in a library
 
 
A blonde walks into the library and says to the librarian, 'Can I have a burger and fries?'

'Sorry, this is a library.'

So the blonde whispers, 'Oh, may I have a burger and fries?'

legs open
 
 
Q: What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg?

A: Nothing -- they've never met.


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