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relay race
 
 
There was a blonde, two brunettes, and redhead in a 400 meter relay. The starter said, “On your mark, get set, go.” The blonde ran all the way around and said, “It was a 400 meter race, wasn't it?”
hungry blonde
 
 
Q: What do you call a blonde who eats too much?

A: Fat.

bad reception
 
 
A blonde went to eletronic store and she asked, "How is much is this TV?"

The salesman said, "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."

The next day she came back as a brunette. She asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."

The next day she came back as a red head and asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry we don't sell to blondes."

She replied, " I came in here as a brunette and a red head. How do you know I am a blonde?"
"Because that is not a TV, it's a microwave."

3 blondes jump off a building ...
 
 
Why did the 3 blondes jump off the building?
They wanted to see if their maxi-pads really had wings.

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