Blonde jokes

Jokes » blonde » jokes 72

Blonde


dim bulb
 
 
How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1, to yell for Daddy!

blondes on blonde jokes
 
 
Why do blondes like blonde jokes?

It makes them feel popular.

two blondes are shopping at the mall...
 
 
Two blondes are shopping at the mall. When they are done they go out to their car, which happens to be an awesome leather interior convertible. When they get to the car, they realize they had locked the keys in the car. So they both kind of stand there and think for a while.

Finally one gets am idea to try to open the car with a hanger. So the first blonde starts fiddling with the lock with the hanger. The other blonde looks up at the sky and suddenly becomes very worried.

"HURRY, HURRY," she urges. "IT'S GOING TO RAIN AND WE LEFT THE TOP DOWN!"

tardy blonde
 
 
Q: Why was the blonde late for work?

A: She was stranded on the broken escalator.


Page 73 of 153     «« Previous | Next »»