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blonde jokes...or are they?
 
 
How many blonde jokes are there?

None, they're all true!

911
 
 
Why can't a blonde dial 911?

She can't find the eleven.

blondes and buses
 
 
Q: What happened when a blonde missed the Q44 bus?

A: She took the Q22 twice.

thank you for flying with us
 
 
A 747 was starting its descent and the pilot had forgotten to turn off the P.A. system.

'As soon as I clock off' he said, 'I'm going to have a nice cold beer and then screw the arse off that blonde flight attendant.' The horrified flight attendant made a dash toward the cockpit, but tripped over in the aisle.

A little old lady sitting there whispered, 'There's no need to hurry love, he said he was going to have a beer first.'


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