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blondes and cops
 
 
One day this cop pulls over a blonde for speeding. The cop gets out of his car and asks the blonde for her license.

'You cops should get it together. One day you take away my license and the next day you ask me to show it.'

three girls in the desert
 
 
A blonde, brunette and redhead are in a desert. The brunette says, "I brought some water so we don't get dehydrated." The redhead says, "I brought some suntan lotion so we don't get sunburned." Then the blonde says I brought a car door." The other girls said, "Why did you bring that?" Then the blonde says, "So I can roll down the window if it gets hot."
blonde and pizza
 
 
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. She responded, 'Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.'
blonde and halogen
 
 
What's the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp?

They both get screwed on the front of a Ford Escort!


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