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"Did you see their face?" her friends asked when she came back inside.
"No, but it's okay -- I got the license plate number!"
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A: The hide and seek champion of 1996.
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The driver gets out and draws a circle and tells her to stand in it. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up her leather seats. He turns around and sees she's smiling. So he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting her windows and beating her car. He looks back to see that she's laughing.
He's really mad now, so he takes his knife and slices her tires. He turns around and she's laughing so hard, she's about to fall down. He demands, "What's so funny?"
She says, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle!"
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The brunette says, 'Well maybe you should take the spoon out of the cup.'
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