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watch the birdie
 
 
A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street when the brunette says, "Look, a dead bird!"

So the blonde looks up!

blonde's air conditioner
 
 
Q: How does a blonde turn on the air conditioner after sex?

A: She turns the ignition key.

the top 6 ways a football is like a blonde
 
 
6. Both are made out of plastic.
5. Both are full of hot air.
4. Both are frequently passed from man to man.
3. Both have been known to score.
2. Both are often handled by hot, sweaty guys on television.
1. Women aren't especially fond of them.
blonde in pain
 
 
A blonde told her doctor that she was really worried because every part of her body hurt.

The doctor looked concerned and said, "Show me where."

The blonde touched her own arm and screamed, "Ouch!"

Then she touched her leg and screamed, "Ouch!"

She touched her nose and cried, "Ouch!"

She looked at her doctor and said, "See? It hurts everywhere!"

The doctor laughed and said, "Don't worry; it's not serious. You've just got a broken index finger."


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