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blonde & turtle
 
 
Q: What do a blonde and a turtle have in common?

A: They're both screwed on their back.

911
 
 
Why can't a blonde dial 911?

She can't find the eleven.

how do you confuse a blonde?
 
 
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?

A: Give her an M&M bag, and tell her to alphabetize it.

blonde submarine
 
 
Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

A: Knock on the door.


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