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blondog
 
 
Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

From chasing parked cars!

beware the blonde terrorist
 
 
Did you hear about the blonde that tried to blow up her husband's car?

She burned her lips on the tailpipe!

smart blonde
 
 
What do you call a smart blonde?

A Golden Retriever.

suicidal blonde
 
 
One day a blonde finds out from her friend that her boyfriend is cheating on her. So one day she goes out to the mall and buys a gun. After that she goes to her boyfriend's house. She busts down the door and points the gun at her head.

"What are you doing?' says her boyfriend.

"Shut up! You're next!"


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