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The other day she went horseback riding. Everything was going fine until the horse started bouncing out of control. She tried with all her might to hang on, but was thrown off.
Just when things could not possibly get worse, her foot got caught in the stirrup. When this happened, she fell head-first to the ground. Her head continued to bounce harder as the horse did not stop or even slow down.
Just as she was giving up hope and losing consciousness, the Wal-Mart manager happened to walk by and unplug it.
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A: The hide and seek champion of 1996.
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The brunette says, 'Well maybe you should take the spoon out of the cup.'
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When the blonde got in the lifeboat she said, 'I don't want to be a tattletale or anything, but the other two used their arms.'
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