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how do you confuse a blonde?
 
 
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?

A: Give her an M&M bag, and tell her to alphabetize it.

she is so blonde... taco bell
 
 
She is so blonde, she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
blonde hits the ground last
 
 
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building with the same velocity, each travelling at a parallel speed relative to one another, who lands first?

The brunette. The blonde has to stop and ask for directions.

blonde submarine
 
 
Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

A: Knock on the door.


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