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cerebral blonde
 
 
What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?

Pregnant.

iranians
 
 
Why are Iranians so smart?

Because none of them are blonde.

blondes and candles
 
 
Q: What does a blonde do when it gets cold?
A: Sits around a candle

Q: What does she do when it gets really cold?
A: Lights it

taxed blonde
 
 
A blonde walks into a drugstore and purchases a pack of condoms. 'That will be $1.08, please' says the clerk.

'What's the eight cents for?' asks the blonde. 'It says one dollar right here on the packaging.'

'Tax,' replies the clerk.

'Gee,' says the blonde, 'I thought you just rolled them on and they stayed put!'


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