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blonde ambition
 
 
Q: What is every blonde's ambition?

A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

bad blondes, whatcha gonna do?
 
 
A blonde and a brunette are out driving, and the brunette tells the blonde to look out for cops - especially cops with their lights on. After they've been driving for a while, the brunette asks the blonde if she's seen any cops.

"Yes," says the blonde.

"Are their lights on?"

The blonde has to think for a moment, then says, "Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No."

blonde goes to the airport
 
 
She is so blonde that, when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said “Airport Left,” she turned around and went back home.
blonde protection
 
 
Q: What does a blonde use for protection during sex?

A: A bus shelter.


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