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blonde's computer freeze
 
 
What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?

She sticks it in the microwave.

broom factory
 
 
A blonde has been working in a broom factory since childhood, despite the state's strict anti-child labor laws, and has always been a good worker. But one day, she storms into her boss' office.

"I quit! That's it, I'm not working here anymore!"

"Why?" asks the boss. "What's the problem?"

"I've been working here for so long that I've grown the broom bristles between my legs. I can't take it anymore."

"Listen," the boss says. "That's perfectly normal. Look, I have those too."

"Oh, my God!" she exclaims. "It's worse than I thought! You've also grown a broom handle!"

i can't drive 69
 
 
Why is a blonde's top speed 68 mph?

Because if it was 69 she would blow a rod.
blondes and bricks
 
 
What's the difference between a blonde and a brick wall?

A brick wall's only been laid once!


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