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blonde and pizza
 
 
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. She responded, 'Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.'
blondes in sears
 
 
Why do blondes go to Sears?

Because the boys pants were half off!

blonde and halogen
 
 
What's the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp?

They both get screwed on the front of a Ford Escort!

tag team
 
 
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead team were sent out to install telephone poles for the Telephone Company. After the first day, the brunette team had installed 30 poles, the redhead team had installed 37 poles, and the blonde team had installed 7. The contractor was outraged with the blonde team and demanded to know why they had done so few.

"Hey, we saw what the other teams were doing. Their's were still sticking out of the ground."


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