Blonde jokes

A road consturction manager needed to hire someone to paint the yellow lines down the middle of a newly constructed road. A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all get hired. They are each assigned a section of the road. The first day, the blonde paints 2 miles, the redhead 1.5, and the brunette only 1. On the second day, the blonde paints 1 mile, the brunette 2, and the redheaed 2.5. On the third day, the blonde only gets 1/4 of a mile done, the redheaed 3, and the brunette 3.5. The manager decides to talk to the blonde.

"You haven't been painting as much road as you did on the first day,' the manager said. 'What's the problem?'

'I'd be painting more, but the bucket keeps getting farther and farther away!'

A blonde's car had broken down. A cop pulled up and asked her what the group of naked men next to her were doing. The blonde said, 'They are my emergency flashers.'

Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?

You can park in the handicap zone.

Q: A blonde and a brunette jumped off a cliff. Who hit bottom first?

A: The brunette -- the blonde had to stop and ask for directions.